if you havent seen #governmentshutdownpickuplines then you’re seriously missing out
These are the best ever.
To Dr. Spencer Reid, who may be adding M.D. to an already impressive list of credentials.
Ah, sorry. Excuse me. My cat needs to take a nap on your dash a moment. Just step over him.
scrolling twitter today and then coming over here is like walking out of a burning building and then walking into the calm remains of a building that burnt down 5 years ago and has been reclaimed by nature.
acts clueless but actually knows what’s going on at all times:
taurus, cancer, virgo, scorpio, capricorn, aquarius
acts like they know what’s going on at all times but is actually clueless:
aries, gemini, leo, libra, sagittarius, pisces
SOURCE: @khanos
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